More #shitejournalism today, and this time from the online news deskat the BBC.

Some guy gets arseholed on a plane on the other side of the world and wants to French kiss the pilot, or nut him.

Either way, he ain't tooled up and his feet aren'ton fire.

Nut chutney

It's quickly evident that this isn't a hijack case and the BBC clearly know as muchwhen they break the news.

And yet for some unfathomable reason theyleave this small, but key detail, tothe very last sentence of their 'breaking' newsstory.

Look at thepile of nut chutney below.

You'd thinkthe BBC would be beyond Mail Onliney, traffic-grabbingsensationalism like this.

Clearly not.

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Quality journalism from the BBC. God help us all.[/caption]