Top UK PR agency, Just In Time PR, is hiring once again.

This time we're looking for a General Dogsbody for Tea Duties and a host of other mindless tasks.

Your middle name will be 'short straw'.

Ideal Candidate

So what are we looking for? The idealcandidate will have:

In return for your total subjugation, you will:

If you’re convinced the world is broken and are prepared to shovel shit for 12 months, please write something thoroughly offensive, or amusing, in the comments below. Or email
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Whatever you do, don't email me your CV or, worse still, say you have a passion for PR. None of us are in this for the love, we're in it for the money.