Christmas is a period of reflection, self-examination and spending time with close family and friends.

It's also the time of year to drink yourself into oblivion and try it on with work colleagues.

Let's not kid ourselves. Everyone wants to bang someone in the office.

Wahey! Get in there!

And what better time to make your move than the Christmas bash when everyone's shitfaced and as horny as a motherf****r?

Below I've listed my top tips for any bosses planning a Christmas bash this year.

Follow these and it's going to be a 'cracker'!

If nobody has been arrested or hospitalised, or if you aren't getting sued the next day by someone who thinks the universe has laws, consider your party a failure.