, is to shut its doors with immediate effect.

CEO Dominic Hiatt, who is known to have been struggling with the drink, and at least two personalities, said in a statement:

"F**k it all, I've had enough.

"I've decided to start a new life as a farmhand.

"I'd rather shovel shit than deal in it.

"I'll have less money in my pocket but where I'm headed the only currency is flames anyway."

Hiatt continued:

"To be a PR professional you need to be outgoing, a people person.

"I'll come clean: I'd rather shoot up vim than network.

"I've therefore decided to spend the rest of my life with animals."

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Hiatt rambled on:

"I've lost all enthusiasm for public relations. In fact, I've lost all enthusiasm for pretty much everything, bar the drink.

"Frankly, I couldn't care less if the entire universe exploded tomorrow."

Hiatt wrapped up a disconnected, often illegible statement, by admitting that all is not well upstairs, and referencing an eighties game show:

"I think I'm losing my f*****g marbles.

"Stay out of the black and in the red. There's nothing in this game for two in a bed."

Hiatt was unavailable for comment.