as Senior Account Manager.

'Daisy' beat off five experienced public relations professionals to land the role at top London PR agency,
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London PR agency hires mutt

A waggy tail, walnut-sized brain and dazed eyes were enough to see the three-year old bitch fight off the competition, who were devastated at having lost out to "some f*****g mutt with a spot on its back and a bladder problem".

With immediate effect, Daisy will take charge of all consumer accounts at the renowned London pr agency, reporting into nobody because she doesn't have a clue what's going on.

In fact, like any animal, she's on the edges of oblivion, so perfectly suited to a life in the media.

Daisy, Senior Account Manager, Just In Time PR, commented:

"...................................................."

Dominic Hiatt, CEO, Just In Time PR, said:

"Over the past three months, we have interviewed literally dozens of PR professionals for this role but there was one stand-out applicant throughout: Daisy. Just watching her wagging that cute little tail all day, with a blank stare and god knows what going on in her mangled head, it was obvious she was destined for a career in public relations. OK, you have to take her out for a shit twice a day but a lot of people take fag breaks so I don't see how that's a problem."

Jack Izzard, News Editor, Just In Time PR, put in:

"It's great to have Daisy onboard. I will look forward to taking her 'walkies' after I have done some client stuff, read the papers and made an important call to someone, maybe even you. To be honest, I prefer cats."




For hi-res jpegs, or interviews with Daisy, or to take her 'walkies' yourself, please email Daisy directly on
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It's unlikely she'll reply as she has no concept of time, space or anything, really; she just lives on a plane no human will ever understand.