For all SEO companies.

START OF MESSAGE. Yours is a miserable existence. Lousy. Wretched.

You are the Sisyphus of Search. Grim and Godforsaken.

Your clients' search engine ranking is your Boulder. Now push it.

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An SEO guy in Swindon on Tuesday.[/caption]


Fortunately for you, we are here to smash your Boulder, to end your timeless torment.

We're here to get your clients off your back.

(For a price, anyway - nobody said we were a charity).

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Another day, another delightful client.[/caption]


Our weapon of choice is the BFOB. The Big FO Backlink.

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You won't know us from Adam, of course.

So who exactly are we?

We're a motley crew of journalists masquerading as PRs who can get your clients backlinks anywhere — on the BBC, The Daily Telegraph, The Guardian, The Times, The Daily Express, The New York Times.... all major global websites, you name 'em.

The links we secure are forged on the thighs of virgins, and delivered with ecstasy.

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A virgin yesterday.[/caption]

You can check us out on our
page. What we can say for sure is that we're doing something that nobody else is.

We're putting companies from every sector and of every size into the big online media every day — and on a no-coverage, no-fee basis — so totally free from risk.

The Brucie Bonus, of course, which is why we're here today, is those clients often get links.

BFOBs from some of the best websites on the planet (and we have loads of examples).

At worst your clients get major traffic and a super-charged web presence.

And that's not so bad is it?

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So anyway, let's cut to the chase - we're looking to partner with SEO agencies up and down the land. Even agencies in Watford. And we're giving those partners a discount off our standard fees, which are already as cheap as a bag of chips.

We can help you deliver links so pure and unearthly that your clients will very likely turn to God for redemption. And curse their own sins.

If you want to discuss how we could help you in more depth, ring or email duh duh Dom. That's Dominic. That's me.

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