There are countless reasons why I despise everything the Labour Party stands for, and anyone remotely connected to it.

But I'm writing today because their email marketing is really getting on my tits.

I received the following email at 9:19 this morning. The subject field read:

'
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Question: who in the Labour Party thought that the cheapest EVER spam technique was a good idea?

Is that the only way these useless bastards can get my attention? By getting me to think, if only for a zillionth of a second, that something ugly is doing the rounds online?

The irony is that something ugly
doing the rounds. It's called Ed Milliband. The only person I've ever known who has a wide on stuck to his face.