Do you lack the ability to think for yourself?

Are you unable to form opinions and exercise your own free will?

In short, are you a member of the general public?

If so, you're in luck.

The
have made it easy for fuckwits like you to seamlessly navigate the digital environment.

Using the Telegraph's 'Good to share' tool (see screen grab below), you can now dribble away safe in the knowledge that the content you are sharing with family and friends genuinely is worth sharing.

There's no need to think, no need to take a view. Simply click and lick (the back of your hand).

'Good to share'

In these three simple words can be found everything you ever need know about the tension between the mainstream, and social, media.

Whatever the traditional media say about 'open journalism' is mere sleight of hand.

These bastards want to own your thoughts as they always have done.

The 'Good to share' tool is a slip exposing the vile unconscious of the media machine.