Here at the UK's best PR agency, Just In Time PR, we're very fussy about the clients we work with.

We believe life is too short to spend time with people you can't stand.

So to avoid any embarrassing phone calls, here's a list of all the people we won't work with.

If you're on it, please don't contact us. Ever. Punch yourself in the face, too, because you deserve it.

People we won't ever take on as clients

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OK, so if you didn't appear on the list above, congratulations, you now have an agreement in principle and can call us to seek out our PR services.

If you did, take a walk, loser.

Only kidding! We're lovely, really, and will work with anyone, irrespective of politics, race, gender, dress sense, age and location (well, as long as they're solvent).

I even read the Guardian myself once and we used to have a Russian client back in the day. In fact, we LOVE the Russians because they drink hard, don't take any shit and give two fingers to the NSA.

Now that lot truly are arseholes.